two hikers get lost on dartmoor (england) but finally make it to a remote village around midnight.
they head for the local pub, the 'george & dragon', and knock on the door to see if they can get a room.
seconds later, an upstairs window flies open and the landlady screams, "f*** off ! im trying to get some sleep" undeterred, they knock a second time. again the window flise open and the irate landlady screamsdown to them, " look i told you two to sling you hook-- didnt you understand me ?"
" oh, we understood", replies one of the men. " we just wondered if we could talk to george this time "