I would become a hat maker using the old style of making them - Using a vat of mercury to get the hats to hold their shape. Of course the mercury make me quite insane and I would be in the middle of a mall running in circles and at the same time tapping one hand my chest and the other would be flailing wildly. Oh yea, I would also be yelling "Hand me that banana!".

Other than that it would be life as usual.