You don't need to slash your tire to be rejected from a job interview. Why don't you just go into the job interview not caring so much? Go to the interview and just ride it out. If you don't want the job, then why does it matter if you don't get hired? I'm just using logic or reverse psychology on you right now because you say you don't want to get a job, but you're assuming they would hire you in the first place.
You're actually really lucky that you're getting interviews just from online applications - that almost never happens. The majority of people need to go there in person to even be considered for an interview.
I had to spend an entire day at the mall, applying to every store in person, and only got one interview.
So just go to the interviews, do your best, and who cares if you don't get the job? At least your parents will be happy you went and tried, because its not your fault you didn't land the job. But slashing your tires is a little much.