Week today, I have to face the demon hygienist and her searching cleaning probe, not that I am worrying, oops just broke another interdental brush...and I have swallowed it. She is Greek and it was probably a mistake to tell her my best friend at school was a Turkish Cypriot.

On the other hand it is a mere 20 mins of discomfort, £80 I might have wasted on some unneeded luxury, I might get to keep my teeth and I feel great when it is over.