I love bonfires wish my husband enjoyed the outdoors .
U should unplug the internet and hide the modem and when she says hay why is the internet no working say I got rid of it , so we can spend time together ..
If she goes nuts over it and yells and threatens your life then tell her clearly you love the internet more then me !
See what she says .. Say I didn't get rid of it I was testing you and you failed !

or
Maybe you have a chance and she will say you did wow your putting us first !
Then you can say you passed !