1. I could give myself a tummy tuck
2. They (pdoc,t, husband) were trying to take my eating disorder away.
3. My parents partnered with my husband to help him quickly divorce me.
4. My husband and his family www trying to kill me
5. I'm my husband 's imaginary friend and he was schizophrenic
6. Immaculate conception where in I. Immediatly had to commit suicide or join a convent.
But most of the time it's It'd look pretty if I ( insert horribly gruesome thought)