Here you go, ToeJam...I think this would make you smile.

A memory of my brother reading some of these out loud to me...to freak me out!, accompanies this:

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1..._Ghastly_Girls

see also: http://lynxmountain.blogspot.ca/2007...tly-girls.html

(NOT recommended for the faint of heart. It would probably be banned from today's school libraries.)