Haha, that's great, OP. I once tossed a stress ball at her, but she had her hands out to catch out, so I suppose that doesn't really count, even though I deliberately threw it harder than usual.

But once my T was trying to get a reaction out of me, and she was like, "What would you do if I told you that I'm only here for the money and I'm not interested in what you have to say or care about you at all?"

I immediately glared at her and said, "Then I'd be highly tempted to pick up this electric fan over here and chuck it at you before storming out."

I obviously wouldn't do that, as I know my T isn't like that and I'm not violent in the slightest, so it made her laugh and say, "Good for you."