When I was in the Bahamas the Dr said, "So are you and your husband enjoying your honeymoon?" I said, "Oh this isn't my honeymoon. I'm not even married." His eyes grew wide until I said, "I'm here with my boyfriend..."

He told me I had a UTI, otherwise known as Honeymoon Cystitis. He asked if I had anymore questions and I said, "Can I still have sex?" Ah, the good old days.