Blue Bird, why do you exercise? (slightly a trick-question

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Maybe it'd help to write out a list of reasons to workout; why it's good for you, be it physically, mentally, or emotionally. Stick the end result on your fridge or summat? xD
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{ Kein Teufel }
Translation: Not a devil
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