Another time for two or three weeks I was obsessed with small men. I thought it was hilarious to run up behind them, grab them round the waist from behind and swing them round and round while singing the tune from "Magic Roundabout". I did this to my friend's boss in the restaurant where he worked. He had never met me before, which made him even more surprised. He didn't complain, but still I thought it best never to go back.

Darvula