So, it just dawned on me how many completely insane situations I end up in. None of my other friends seem to have this problem. I guess I can just laugh at these situations as simply insane moments that are happening to me, a crazy person already, like some twisted version of Seinfeld.

Oh, does anyone else hate coincidences? They freak me out. I seem to experience a lot of coincidences, almost daily and think, "Uh oh, wait a minute, who's setting all this up?"

My therapist said I have some sort of existential crisis going on. A combination of dissociation and existential fear and of course the good old bipolar disorder on top of it all, triggering these other issues to smithereens.