I'm becoming dangerously absent-minded, to the point of unknowingly walking into moving traffic. I use to be the perfect multitasker but now, taking on more than one task at a time tends to slow me down.

I lived my entire life in a hurry. I'm so disappointed because I can tell I don't move as fast as I use to. My man is always telling me to slow down and be more careful but there's always a voice in my head saying "Pick up the pace! You're wasting my time! Wait? What do you mean 'wait'?! I wait for nothing!"

I can't eat a lot of what I use to, at least not in nearly as large of quantities. Eating use to count as a recreational activity for me. Not so much now. I feel everything that goes into my body now.

I refuse to wear my glasses. I am willing to forcibly silence anyone who dares to even speak of their existence.