I was watching the Cornography thingy I posted and way at the end after Brad Paisly talks ... Lil Jimmy Dickens comes on to do some more Cornography. lol.. I think he's getting in on your territory a lil bit ... He said he's come up with a substitute for Viagra .. Fix A Flat and Miracle Grow lol... its called Flat Miracle lol. I'm sorry. but when they mentioned Miracle Grow.. I thought of you .. I Hope you can get a chuckle out of this!!