Oh, I remembered something! A while back I went on a 3-day sightseeing trip. It absolutely poured down the whole 3 days I was there. Everyone else stayed in the hotel, but I wouldn't be beaten, so I went out to this local store and bought a huge sheet of industrial strength plastic from which fashioned myself some "rainwear". It was basically a huge clear plastic tent which I wore over myself. A body condom. I then drew up an 8-hour itinerary for each of the three days and rustled my way around every tourist attraction in the town. Each of my appearances in the hotel lobby induced increasing levels of mirth from the receptionists. They tried to stifle their laughter, but I could see it. In the end they resorted to hiding in the staff office each time I appeared until I had rustled through and into the elevator.

Darvula