I spent about $1000 in Wal-Mart and bought (among other things) this hideous yellow tank top with a ginormous neon toucan splashed all over the front of it. I forgot about it for several months, and then ran across it in the closet. Holy crap, I thought, why did I buy THIS?!

I showed the shirt to my family, all of whom said "WTF?" and I confessed to my pdoc, who wanted me to wear the horrid thing to my appointment. I didn't, but I did bring it to his office. He laughed so hard I thought he was going to aspirate his coffee. Now he teases me about it, and of course the first thing that comes out when I'm a little hypo or I change something about my looks, is "Did you buy another yellow shirt?"