Cell phones are so nice but people just WAY overdo it. Sometimes I see someone in a supermarket checking with their spouse about what brand of cereal they were supposed to buy. That's pretty cool, probably saves a lot of arguments when they get home But then there are like a billion people strolling up and down the aisles just talking to friends, and talking loudly, as if they were in their own living room.

It's like their bodies are in the supermarket doing family chores, but their brains are flopped on their beds doing this:

-Hi, Margie!
-Hi, Alice!
What's the story, morning glory?
-What's the word, humming bird?
-Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good!
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good!

One time at Carnegie Hall... how stupid can you have to be? (I guess with a house so full of people, the odds are there) it was a Mahler concert, and someone's cell phone went off... playing the Mexican Hat Dance no less. He shut it off really quickly, but a few seconds later, an usher showed up, and he was BOOTED!

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