Not to gross y'all out.
I have fear of vomiting.
When I am sick, & I must, I, of course, get a bucket.
Sure enough.
Every time.
My fear is so great, I not only get a panic attack, but I pass out during the process.
Needless to say, I wake up confused with vomit all over my hair & self.
You see. The bucket tips as I pass out. All over the floor, which I land in, as I faint.
Nice. Huh.
There it is.