I also just assumed your posts tended to be tongue in cheek. I mean... your spider pet??? lol
Tell you what. Everyone lies. Everyone. Even here. The most troublesome may be those who don't even realize that they are lying. You can substitute delusional or confused for lying in some cases but I think most of the time these people just aren't being honest with themselves. I told a big lie here once. It was necessary in my view. Some people were offended but nobody was harmed or injured in any way. Still.. a deception... a lie.
And trust me.. I know everyone tells lies of one sort or another. Self deception, sugar coated truth, little white lies. Everyone does it. If they claim they don't... well there you have another lie
Yours are entertaining at least. I might even miss them