What?..

How did you manage to portray the situation as the exact opposite of reality to your wife? There are no women currently trying to pull you away from her (per your report). Why did the conversation take this kind of a turn? Yes, your wife's response does raise eyebrows, but so does the fact that either your wife did not understand your point, or, that you failed to convey it. If the latter, then the question is - why? On the thread, you have described your feelings quite clearly and succinctly, even with vivid language (the waterfall example). I cannot believe that a person who was presented with the info that we have been presented on this thread would conclude that there are sirens and vixens scheming to steal you from your wife. So how did the conversation take such an unexpected turn?

If you think through this, you might have interesting insights...