Well personally I don't eat things students bring me. You never know what they'll put inside. I had a kid once spit in my coffee mug. Didn't see it and drank the whole thing. Was told about it afterwards. I'd only eat things that come in a sealed box. That way I know it isn't arson for revenge. Look, if you think she won't use the Botox injections don't give her the voucher. She frowns quite a lot so she'd need quite a few rounds of injections to get the procedure done. You'd be better off buying her loads of sealed boxes of chocolates. That's secret revenge because you'll make her fat. So she'd have to take the spec out of her eye before she removes the log at yours.

My to do list today. Will not be all accomplished!