"Okay, but you have boobs! "

"Not until you've had the surgery......"

"I'm not a lesbian. Wait, I mean you're a boy, but I don't like girls. Uuhh.."
"This girl is a transvestite!"
"It's hard okay, I have to use a new name and pronouns!" (After refusing to try..)
"Transgendered"
"Hermaphrodite"
"Insert slur"
"So you're like a drag queen?"