This is a rather silly one that once I thought of, coldn't get out of my head. If I remember correctly we used to skip to it.

Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to
Hello operator, get me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the...
Behind a curtain there was a piece of glass
And every time you stepped on it,
You fell upon your ...
Ask me no questions
Tell me no lies
For Lucy told me everything
Right before she died.

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