You bet a label myself. It's the only way I can make sense of things. Otherwise I would wander around in a constant state of confusion and not know why things happen.

I mean seriously. If something happens over and over, then I'm a factor in it. To understand it I have to put a name to it.

Am I stupid? Of course not. Am I as brilliant as people say? Of course not either. I've been around brilliant people. So ... [label] I'm not the sharpest tack in the box, but [label] I'm a harder worker than those sharp tacks.

Am I handsome? No. I could get a compliment if I did. So ... [label] I'm unattractive, but [label] I'm a noble and upstanding man.

So yeah, I use labels just to try to help me understand things.