30!? Whoa ...

1. I'm 41 years old

2. I have 3 children and 2 grandchildren

3. It's feasible I could be a great-grandpa by age 55

4. My eyes turn yellow when I'm tired

5. I tried to join the Air Force, but was denied for medical reasons

6. I have a degree in Chemical Engineering

7. I've written 3 books

8. I haven't published a single on of said 3 books

9. I love basketball

10. I was the state powerlifting champion in my weight class in high school

11. My favorite car was my 30th Anniversary WS-6 Trans-Am

12. I have creepy little girl hands

13. And my feet are even smaller than my hands

14. I'm almost completely bald

15. I've got a long goatee and that's not blonde lightening it up

16. I now drive an S-10 pickup that has never been washed in 14 years

17. We have a leopard gecko, a bearded dragon, a rabbit and a basset hound

18. I enjoy video games with my boys

19. I've been married for 14 years

20. I do most of the cooking in the house

21. I do most of the laundry in the house

22. I do most of the complaining in the house

23. My dream vehicle would be to get my Trans-Am back and supercharge the engine

24. Mental illness runs in my family; both of my parents have depression, my sister is Bipolar and I have Major Depressive Disorder

25. I'm Buddhist ... and white ... which really confuses most people here in Wichita for some reason

26. If I could live anywhere it would be Bodega Bay, California

27. My wife and I once drove to Colorado when we were dating just ... because

28. I have two tattoos and would like many more

29. My user name is a combination of Web referring to the "world wide web" and Goji referring to Gojira (Godzilla) and means Internet Godzilla

30. Yes, I'm that Webgoji