Two ideas...

Find yourself a wacky inventor working on a machine that produces shrink-o-fying rays. Check his background first though to be sure he didn't invent it for evil.

Write in to one of the "extreme home makeover" shows... have them do a makeover where they tear down most of the walls in your house and put up new ones... and by the way, while the walls are down, could you squeeze this couch over next to the bed?

Of (ok THREE ideas)

If you know someone who works in the government, tell them you know about their secret Stargate program, and in exchange for keeping mum, you want to borrow two of the Stargates for a couple of hours... put one in the living room, one in the bedroom, dial up, and shove the couch through!

OK, now we just need some ideas as to how to fit the second startgate through the bedroom door... (hey, I can't think of EVERYTHING!)

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