I'm a single 48 year old male, so sex for me is not terribly exciting - just me fapping once a week. It seems to help with depression. I don't have much sex drive, but sometimes I feel depressed in spite of exercising daily. If I have sex once a week, then I don't feel as depressed.
Anyway, last week I had a thunderclap headache while fapping. At first I wondered if I was going to die, but then it became a normal headache that lasted about a day. A few days later I started to have a headache in the same spot while fapping (top of my forehead), so that concerned me.
My sister is an MD, and she told me some thunderclap headaches are a warning sign of brain bleeds. My sister asked if I was exerting myself, and I fibbed and said "no". I think if my sister had known that I actually was exerting myself, then she would have been even more concerned about a brain bleed.
I have thought about going to my doctor to see if they might do a CT scan, but I suspect he will dismiss my concerns. There are harmless sexual headaches, but they apparently happen at the base of the skull, so I don't think this was a sexual headache.
So I'm not sure what to do. I suppose I need to try the doctor even though I am skeptical. I actually like the idea of dying quickly from a brain bleed, but I don't want to die with my pants down.

(Sorry bad joke.)
Any ideas?