My delusions were that ducks were plotting to take over the world and had installed cameras in pansies "eyes" to watch us, and that pansies had thoughts and were laughing at me; American girl dolls were going to kill me if I went to sleep before twelve o'clock, and French fries were going to mutilate my body after I died. I also believed people were poisoning my food and water, the government was monitoring me through my webcam, people could read my mind by looking into my eyes, and my parents were conspiring against me.

Then I have this one that in consensus reality is, I suppose, a delusion as everyone says it is. I believe that we live in a computer simulation and that aliens are putting thoughts into everyone's heads to brainwash us all. I also believe we are all simply experiments.