I have a Chi straightener. They're amazing. I now straighten my thick- shoulder length hair in about 10 mins. Mine steams when my hair isn't wet. The wet to dry straighteners damage really bad. I don't have patience either, but after I got my hair straightener it doesnt take long at all.

After showering I put Garnier Fruitice Long and Strong Leave in Conditioner in my hair. I then blowdry (if rushing) Then I layer my hair. Bottom to top. Before straightening each layer I put BEDHEAD Headrush onto it then BEADHEAD After-Party. My hair looks amazing then! =]

http://www.folica.com/CHI_Ceramic_Fla_d2457.html

I love this straightener!!!