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Old Dec 26, 2014, 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by GreenMoss View Post
As I was leaving a store once a girl I had seen around- who looked like she could and would beat me up- asked if she could have a ride. I said sure because I didn't know what else to say. I attempted awkward small talk on the way to my car and when we got to it I directed her to the passenger seat. As soon as she got in she reached for my lighter. When I started the car she asked what I was doing.... Turns out she seen me smoking and asked for a light not a ride. Lol. She probably thought I was trying to abduct her.
This is very funny GreenMoss.
It made me recall that moment when you finally got a date with the guy you like and you are so nervous that you drop the coffee with your coat.

Then, you realize that the guy wasn't worthy and you regret that you didn't throw the coffee on his face.