Why do people get married?

Let me explain it the true way. People get married to avoid being discriminated as singles. Let's face it. This is a singlephobic nation. If they don't see you with a boyfriend or girlfriend they suspect you're gay or lesbian. If you're single your friends won't want to hang out with you to social events. If you're single you might be considered the black sheep of the family. Now if you're married then deus ex machina, everyone accepts you and everyone is happy. That's the sad and real truth.