Thank you all for your replies, I appreciate your help

I wish I could joke about this problem because it is rather ridiculous that I have no control over how and when my stomach works, but I just feel so down due to all the ways this is messing up my life (can't hold down a job, feel sick and disgusting most of the time, hardly any social life..) that I just feel like crying about it, and then it hurts when others make fun of it.. Not that I was offended by your message, kaliope, I know where you're coming from and I'll work on finding humour in this somehow..!