Ok.. This dream is sorta awkward, but I just had it and the weirdest I've ever had. So let'ts start it, because I have no idea why I even had this.
In my whole life, I don't think I've had anything weirder or real as this.
Letting you know this isn't me making something up. I can't make this stuff up on my own this was beyond me weird. ok here it goes...

So I was at my house around 8 to 9 pm maybe to 2 am in the morning and I was on the laptop and looking stuff on fb and stuff on here then I went to a porn site for some reason I clicked on something like five different things. Then they wanted my info and I cancelled and exited out, this is where it gets really weird.

So about 10 minutes later Lex Steele shows up at my house, and wants to help me with an erectile dysfunction problem from the ad apparently he was in the area and wanted to help. I think that's how I got him here or I messaged him, this is so weird.

We chatted and he seemed a pretty cool dude instead of coming off as a complete tool. I think he liked my sense of humor and realized I clicked it and the things on accident, so he said, well what am I supposed to do to make a living with this, but hey I got some bad *****es hit up. They'd be perfect for you, you like "white girls, latina girls, blacks girls , what?" "well I got three white b...... coming over for you so it's on me you seem like a pretty cool dude. All of them 5"7 to 5"2 they be a little short for a big n.... like me but you'll have some fun."

So these girls come over and all these random people started showing up at my house, it's about 5 am now in the morning and my dad gets up and goes to work and is like, "what's going on here? where did all these people come from?" I told him, "he's a friend of a friend of mine I'll see you later."
He said, "alright see ya later, keep it quiet ok people are still trying to sleep."

So then after that the girls are like saying, "I came for lex and his, d..." the other one said, "hoe you don't even know we all got him and his white buddy. whoever you are?" "What's your name boy, I didn't catch your name. sorry?" Then after that we got them to my bedroom somehow I had a king sized bed in my room and my room already had a slide in door. What got even weirder, he took off his close and his junk is all danglin, then he said, "Ok you gotta be packin and you need to take your clothes off now. Don't be shy! Don't be embarrassed I'm helping you get some p...." "Before my performances, I usually dive right in and takes away all the anxiety from it." He patted me on the back and then I got in there and woke up.

Later I went back to sleep and before I woke up now to tell you this bizarre dream. I had, watched part of myself in a porno with 3 girls in a bed at 9 in the morning. Lex complimented me on saying like nice job, you should consider getting in adult film. So the girls left after having a smoke break then went out to eat somewhere before planning a party with friends with themselves. I pretty much then don't remember much other than that waking up now.



I'm completely serious, anyone watches porn, but God this is really embarrassing, but I find it worthy to post, because I have no idea why this even happened in the first place. Note this isn't some type of troll. I even quoted exactly how I remembered. This is the only time, I've ever had a dream like this. It was very specific, I have dreams that are very really too real and can replace the real world this was one of them, but none the less a very very weird confusing dream.