a man is driving over the speed limit

he's aproached by a police officer, and when he sees the police he gets faster. soon they are chasing each other down the highway!

the police finally get him to stop, and the officer gets out of his car, walks to the man's car and asks.. do you know you were driving over the speed limit?. what's more, you didn't stop when we pulled up beside you- why!

the man replies, well... you see, a couple weeks ago, my wife ran away with an officer. i thought you were trying to give her back!

the officer smiled and said, oh, have a nice day, sir, and the man got away without a ticket