Eros,
That is kind of funny and a little true But I think a little drastic! Best advice I can give is the next time she moves just do not get too friendly with the neighbors, just smile and say hi or goodbye, nothing more. I had started to hate my neighbors where I lived before but did my best not to start anything with them and their annoying kids that were noisy and bothered my dog which really use to piss me off because I was on a half an acre and also had some of the area fenced in for my dog, I am happy not to be there anymore and now my dog has almost 2 acres and peace, the countryside. . . I am at peace too! Hope you will all be soon.
Take care and stay well,
"darkeyes"