I swear to goddess I am going to smack my husband to china and back if he doesn't start covering his damn mouth when he coughs. Why does he think it's ok to just explode his stupid cold germs all over the damn house?! I am doing everything in my power to NOT get this plague that's going around because we are not allowed to miss work this month for any reason other than our own death pretty much and he knows this. I know he's sick, I know he feels miserable, but jeez. Cover your damn mouth, dude. It's not hard, and besides it's just common flipping courtesy.

Rant over.