I know it's not possible, but I just want to quit my job and all my other obligations.

I had a major f***-up at work. Then I had to pay for another security upgrade for my computer and got screamed at by my parents for spending more money on something I did wrong. Then I left my ereader behind at the library and I didn't notice until THE NEXT DAY that I had left it behind. I had to call in, then drive in to get it back, apologizing the whole time, while the clerk was being all nice, but she couldn't have meant it because nobody believes irresponsible people deserve kindness.

I want to quit. What is the point of trying to hold down a job and do things right when I keep f***ing up and embarrassing everyone around me? Why would anyone want to put up with me if I keep f***ing up? I'm too stupid to learn how to be responsible. It's better if I just stay home and out of everyone's way.