Why are you so fixated on this whole "getting a job/education" thing as the only way I'll get a husband? I have a job, thankyouverymuch, and will be taking on a second job at Walmart, THEN I'll be using the money from that to get a vet tech certification. It's all planned out. Stop saying I have no life and therefor no chance of getting a man, okay?

And loans are out of the question. Don't ask why. It's complicated.