Hmmmm, reading Sister and Mouse's responses, I might be rethinking this a little, LOL. My scenario was entirely idealistic. What if he came for the weekend and acted exactly like he does in session?

Me: So what would you like to do this weekend?
T: Me? What do you think I'd like to do?
Me: (Already getting frustrated) I don't know! I don't know what you like to do!
T: (Sitting on my couch, legs crossed, smiling calmly, but a big smugly). Sounds like some of that anger is still lingering.
Me: I wasn't angry before! Not until you showed up and started trying to make me angry!!!!
T: Do you think I would try to make you angry?
Me: YES! You would try to provoke me to draw out the anger!!! Anyway, let's just forget this, and try to have a nice weekend. What do you want to drink?
T: What do you think I want to drink?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Time to re-examine the situation.