Words do not adequately convey how frustrating and horrible and stupid I am finding certain people to be. Have had to use my icy cold 'I will kill you if you don't stop talking' voice several times today. I have actually said out loud, "STOP. TALKING. RIGHT. NOW." The person said I frightened them. I then felt compelled to point out to this guy that he is a fifty-five year old convicted felon; he cannot be afraid of me. His response was that I am a very scary person. Seriously you are in a penitentiary; me speaking to you coldly cannot be the worst thing that happened to you today. Suck it up. wussy.

Disclaimer: calling a 55 year old felon in a maximum security facility a wussy is not something I recommend. Don't try this at home.