My pdoc came to my house on one occassion. He came on a different day than we had planned and I made him stand on the porch outside while I stuffed all the crap on my floor under the sofa. When I finally let him in he promptly tripped over my cat who let out a big howl and screech and fled the room. I was kind of paranoid about my apartment because I'm sure he is used to nicer things, and my apartment at that time was pretty bare.

Keep it a fantasy, because reality bites.