No baggage, huh? I take it to mean a lot of different things......... I think they are looking for someone with these qualities.....

1. no big butts
2. perfect hair and makeup
3. can support yourself
4. sex fiend
5. no children/pets or exes
6. willing to carry their fiber in your purse at all times.
7. no odors
8. handy with bunion files and toenail clippers
9. owns own home and two cars (just in case)
10. content with abuse of ANY kind.........(as in "when are you going to lose that 10 lbs...he weights 280 and is 5'4"....."where's my coffee, woman?", "you know i don't like music, books, travel, fun, eating out, anything but sweatpants that show my crack" and he snores and enjoys farting)

I guess I can stop now...........