Dear sister: Will you please stop griping at me and being a real douche? When I assume you want rational conversation you really want a high-five? And when I won't applaud your appalling behavior will you stop being so defensive please?!!!!! Okthnxbai!!

And I really only said "I told you years ago this was going to happen" because I can't empathize anymore and I knew you'd get pissed off and hang up. Yep, I know you too well!

/rant

Goodnight couch, see you tomorrow!

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