Lol. Sorry. You are correct though about the ma in psych. Most organizations don't look for lpc's, however there are positions for lpc's out there. You just have to look harder. If you can tolerate p&p for the first year, then sw might be a good track. I'm not sure how your school does it, but mine did p&p classes in the first year (with the fun stats course and research methods) and second year was theory and clinical practice classes... of course, they also had us in practicum both years... it would have been good to have some theory and practice classes all semesters... but I digress. If you think an msw would work better for you, look into that asap before you spend too much time in the counseling psych track...
And only tell t if you want to. Not really something you have to discuss with her.