I'm pissed off, so hang on to your cushions, I'm flopping down angrily!

Oh, the couch is so much better than my real life. I don't have to deal with insurance companies totaling my car and paying less than I owe on it, and I don't have to sue the kid who's fault it was to have enough money to pay it off and try to buy another. Oh, and unless I'm mistaken there are no whiny teens, hyper first graders, and boxes of IKEA furniture waiting to be assembled either!

Hello couch, happy Valentine's Day to those who celebrate it, and happy long weekend for those with Monday off, and I'd be even happier with an umbrella drink and a back rub right now!

Thanks for listening and carry on, grumpy mess off to lalaland now.

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