I'm the 3rd shift manager at a gas station. Just carded a guy for cigarettes and his response was so ludicrous I had to share:

Me: I need to see your ID so I can enter your birth date
Him: That's BS..This is Nazi Germany that's what this is. Tobacco is all natural you shouldn't even have to be any age to smoke it. I could go grow my own if I wasn't so lazy. You're like the gestapo and this is nothing but nazi Germany all over again..It's COMPLETE BS.
Me: REALLY?? So you having to show ID for an age restricted item is EXACTLY as bad as 14,000,000 people being killed in prison camps huh? Those are equal to you?
Him: Yeah because it's exactly the same principle which is government interference in our lives. So yes it's all equally bad.

In case you are wondering he opted to not get the smokes because it was all just BS