rofl, that's the FIRST thing I saw in the pic, then the couch. (which I agree has a creepiness to it). The screwed up pics are definitely worse than the couch.

I do dogs. Well, I don't DO dogs, I let lots of them live with me. Lots of them...I've had up to 6 at one time. Just one right now though.
I have a kennel license because I foster dalmatians primarily. People think they're cute and get them for their kids, then find out they are strong willed and hyper so they dump them at about 18mos (average). I take them, train them and get them into a good home. They are amazing dogs, if you have the time to exercise them enough. Sweet, snuggling clowns. My Sadie is laying across my lap right now. Nice and warm.