IT, my opinion doesn't mean crap, but I'm going to share it anyway. You aren't a looser. I enjoy you. You make me laugh my @ss off, and the gift of humor is priceless. I look forward to the things you post.

I'm sorry you're feeling crappy. I consider you my friend, and wish I could do more than post silly cat pictures to make you know I appreciate you.

ETA: Have you ever thought about being a stand-up comedian? You'd rock at that. You have a gift.