I selected the generic "Mood Disorder" since I don't know what I am, but do know that I have some sort of mood disorder. My last therapist once thought I was borderline, but then decided I wasn't.

I've decided to name my mood disorder Spooky Ghosts, because **** just comes outta nowhere. I can open a door to Heaven, or be visited by Hell.

Strange ideas enter my brain, a single thought or an entire playlist can just start looping on its own, and sometimes I could swear "something" is telling me that people are against me, conspiring.

And money, money just sometimes disappears from my checking account and I have no idea where it's gone. I think the ghosts are robbing me. They must be taking what I owe them for when they are my creative muses and showing me the truth of the universe. Or for when they lead me to another potential dalliance.

And I think sometimes they fill me with rage and angst and self-loathing, and I think that's when they want me to join them.

I'll submit Spooky Ghosts to the DSM committee for review for their next revision.