Toilet.

I am sorry you are suffering.

You are one of the best things to ever hit chat.

You have the funniest sense of dry humour I have ever heard that I constantly think I want to flush your chain and wash your dirty mouth out in chat

I just see the name "Toilet" in chat and think oh c rap here we go haha

Look.

Life is not always a bed of sunshine.

I know I shoot sunshine and happiness at the moment but the reality is it's not always like this and have I thought what you are thinking before?

Sure.

Of course.

So how the bloody hell are you reading this on the screen right now if I've been where you are and didn't die?

*insert creepy music and a wicked grin*

Toilet.

Listen.

I know you have just seen your therapist but I think that you need to touch base with her to let you know that you are on a downer.

I don't really think that you need to do this alone toilet.

Assistance in real life is always available to you if you need it.

Sure toilet I mean we will support you in chat and the whole of PC will support you here on the forums but please don't feel like you have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders when there is help available to you if you need it.

Yes yes Toilet if I was saying this to you in chat right now you would put a smile on my face because do you know what you would say to me right now? "You're fired!"

Come on Toilet.

I mean I am not telling what you feel isn't real.

Sure you feel it and yes it sucks.

But you can work through this Toilet.

I want to continue to see you in chat.

Please go fix your plumbing.

You need to adjust this thinking.

And get support in real life if you need to.

We will continue to support you here too as always.

Now go spray deodarant Toilet

I love you in chat Toilet.

YOU'RE HIRED!